What it means when a girl calls you a Tool.
If you are thinking about it, then you’re not a tool. You’re not a tool in the way your mother might tell you you’re not stupid, you just did something stupid.
If you’re thinking about it, you should probably sit down. Because this will be a different type of thinking. A foreign type. The type of thinking that females do without thinking.
You’ve done something toolish, and you need to figure out what.
So why didn’t she say ‘You’ve done something toolish’ then?
Because where’s the kick in that? Where’s the bite. The sting. Where’s the slight bit of hurt that might make you ponder. And from her point of view, where’s the satisfaction?
‘Tool’ encapsulates all manner of male failings, short of anything requiring an arrest, a divorce, a break-up*, or a simple parting of ways*.
The rest is here http://roisinannamurphy.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/what-it-means-when-a-girl-calls-you-a-tool/ Enjoy!